pilipinas got puppet

palabas:

Well, my family’s role for me iss so important because there was the wa.. they’re, they was the one. who’s very. HAHA. Oh, I’m so sorry. Ahhh. My pamily… My family. Oh my god. I’m… OK. I’m so sorry.. I.. I told you that I’m so confident… Eto. Ahmmm. Wait. HAHAHAHA! Ahmmm. Sorry guys because this was really my pirst pageant eber. Because I’m only 17 years old and. HAHAHAHA! I, I did not expek that I came from. I came from one of the taff 10. Hmmm, so but I said dot my family, is the most important persons in my life thank you -Janina San Miguel (Binibining Pilipinas World 2008)

hahahaha .. ba’t ngayon lang naglalabasan to??? MAJOR MAJOR OVERDUE!

chocolateshit:

sadlifeissad:

thesweetepiphany:

hindinaakobitter:

marymediatrix:

curseyoutodeath:

kidaokagee:

noisyman:

JESUS H. CHRIST ON A CRACKER THAT IS NOT A FUCKING TOURIST DESTINATION WHY ARE YOU TAKING TOURISTY PICTURES WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ASJDKL

Putangina, kids ’bat kayo ganyan?!~

PUTANG INA, GUSTO NYO BA MA HOSTAGE?! PUTA PUTA PUTA. GEEZ GUYS, DI BA KAYO NAHIHIYA SA GINAGAWA NYO? PA PICTURE PICTURE PA KAYO DYAN. MUKA KAYONG MGA TANGA.

Ayy, teh? Pasmile smile pa kayo dyan. Pero di nyo alam, yang bus na yan is the most remarkable thing. afldhkgsdflgesg

AY POTEK! MAGSAMASAMA KAYO NUNG MGA WALANG UTAK AT HIYA NA MGA USISERO KAGABI PAGKATAPOS NG HOSTAGE TAKING. ANO KAYA NAKAKATUWA DIYAN AT KAILANGAN PA TALAGA MAGPICTURE?! TSSS…

TANGINA?

excuse me? hindi na kayo nahiya. naka unoform pa kayo. :|

AY! PHOTO-OP???

dama ko kung ano tumatakbo sa utak ng mga to … pang-FACEBOOK!

aybeetot:

burntbrain:

mykapalaran:

joropaulo:

hecallsmetweet:

thesupercabbage:

Bulilit, Bulilit!

ang KYOT KYOT, sa umpisa. pag tumatagal nakakatakot na …

littlemissdorkette:

thatgirlchuicide:

(inneresting:oilandwater:lebasiana)

5 and Up pa lang mahal na kita …

dontknowdontcare:

pinoytumblr:

palabas:

Maria Venus Raj (Miss Universe 2010 4th Runner Up)

Salamat at kahit papano panandaliang nakalimutan ng mga Pilipino ang trahedya sa hostage taking nang MAJOR MAJOR. 

to watch or not to watch on velvet? =))

MAJOR MAJOR is the new BONGGANG BONGGA!

aybeetot:

joserizal:

palabas:

Maria Isabel Lopez (Binibining Pilipinas-Universe 1982)

Rita Gomez: Here’s your question,hija: Are you still a virgin?
Maria Isabel Lopez: If I say I still am, can I bring home the crown tonight?

WINNER! ahahahaha :D

palakpakan mga dukha!!!

dontknowdontcare:

mountainsofwater:

ainako:

indianabanana:

mycurvybluepenis:

-sweetcaroline:

shumbodynamedharry:

Supa-Super Fresh @officialcharice is one talented girl!

oic

holy

please step away from Harry Shum

^ O_O

^ o_o harry shum jr, my loveee.

O SIYA! ikaw na bida! like a pyramid!

ukayukay:

(via peaceiskey, kistykreme)

awww …

kung ganito ba naman ang nag-aantay sayo pag-uwi mo ng bahay!!! gugustuhin mo talagang maging un-employed!

palabas:

Bagets (Marjo J. delos Reyes, VIVA Films, 1984)

bongga!  i-remake na ang bagets!!

(via pinoytumblr)

ALAM NA!  ALAM NA!

palabas:

One More Chance (Cathy Garcia Molina, Star Cinema, 2007)

Popoy: “bashaa… bashaa… “

Kung ganito ba naman ang gagapang sa kama mo, matatakot ka pa ba?! 

baka ako nanggapang sa kanya

noisyman:

visualsolvents:

(via helgaholic)

Taenang lumabas yung pancit canton sa ilong ko. Extra hot pa naman.

sinong local actress ang tiga-cambodia! bwahahahaha!

gagopolis:

HENSHIN!

Pangarap kong magkaroon ng ganitong sinturon noong bata pa ako. Wahaha!

At bakit ang bagal gumalaw mga gifs ko kapag sa Chrome at Safari?

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GWAPO KOMIKS! parang mapapabili ako nito hahahaha … wait lang, tama ba basa ko, totoy bate?